Letters From Billy

Radar Online has had some great articles in the past, but this one takes the cake. Here's the setup: an artist posing as a 10-year-old boy sends letters to the famous and infamous alike, asking for advice. The responses he receives range from the practical to the frightening (I never knew that someone's handwriting could be scary).

In any case, without further ado, Letters From Billy, brought to you by Radar Online.

Kids Are So Smart These Days

Working together, delegating responsibilities,
cleaning up after themselves...

Warning: Disturbing Scantily Clad Horse Man Dancing and Cooking Mushrooms

THX - The Audience Is Lemur

Georgian Police Storm TV News Station

The guy in this video has huge brass balls the size of canteloupes. As he is finishing up his broadcast, Georgian police are storming the building, making everyone lie down on the floor, and smashing their cell phones so that they can't call out.

I'm Going To Have Nightmares...

...if I ever go to sleep again.

Okay, I See Why It's So Scary Now!!! Mommy!!!

This May Seem Really Strange...

They Came Prepared...For What, Exactly?

Candy stripers drop candy bars.

I'm Not Happy Or Relaxed.

I'm terrified.

Somewhere Out There Is A Girl With No Eyes

The eyes have it.

There's No Reason To Be Alarmed

But seriously, if you find any radioactive material let us know, ok?