Age Does Not Always Bring Maturity

Mickey and a Few Friends Are Coming Over

Now That's Creative

60-year-old man figures out how to go out in style.

ProTip: He Eats It

What can I say about this that you can't tell from the title?

Steve is one sick bastard, but his culinary indiscretions have been sacrificed at the altar of our entertainment, so without further ado I give you:

Steve, Don't Eat It!

What? What? Speak up!

Never stick anything smaller than your finger in your ear.

Bloody Sewers!?!

"A Minneapolis city worker is worried about blood in the
sewer system because he said, while he was cleaning the system, blood sprayed
out of a hole and got all over him."

Cleaning out the sewers is a crap job anyway, but I don't think I'd be coming back after this.