Oh the Ottoman Obscenity!

Why, God, why?!?

Ash Wednesday

Zombies, women, boom sticks,

and a man with a chainsaw for a hand.

You heard me right;

Ash is back in:

Evil Dead...The Musical

The Hoff, Tossed.

Awesome. Drunken Hasselhoff.

Roy Rules!

I don't know why, but this cracks me up and it's catchy, too.

I find myself wanting to hum it at work.

What? What? Speak up!

Never stick anything smaller than your finger in your ear.

Somewhere Out There Is A Girl With No Eyes

The eyes have it.

His Baaark Is Worse Than His Bite

Japanese actress fleeced.

There's No Reason To Be Alarmed

But seriously, if you find any radioactive material let us know, ok?

For a Good Mime Call 9-11

Seriously though, it's September 11th in mime.

We Now Return To Your Previously Scheduled Program Already In Progress...

I've been busy lately (moving, ugh) and haven't been taking care of this place, but I've been collecting potential links, so let me see if I can make up for lost time this weekend.

Let's see, where to begin...