Emo: A Plague On Our Modern Youth

Rarely does a news report reduce me to tears, but this really got to me. It made me weep for the future...of journalism. Mostly, though, I was having trouble breathing and I couldn't see through the tears because I was laughing so hard. I recognize most of the "reference" materials they used to make this report. I recognize them because they are from joke sites posted on the Internet.

Let this be a lesson: Google is a tool, and like any tool there is some level of training required to use it properly, otherwise you're going to end up looking like a jackass.