Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I Knew It!

Yeah, that's what we need, more mentally ill voters.

Chocolate Jesus

One of my favorite Tom Waits songs. Listen to the words, they're pretty funny.

Revenge...

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Found Poetry: Spam Edition

How cool would that be to have a gold brick just like on the movies? They sat in fear that their vacation would be ruined by her germs and get them sick.

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But how many writers accept no or penny-paying writing assignments in exchange for exposure that doesn't pay their car note or buy groceries? I'm hoping it's just on their end since that is where it's pulling the code from. This is the day Michael went to pick up my engagement ring that had been on layaway for forever and a day. I'm easy to please like that. The front of the room looks so crowded but it really didn't feel like that for some reason.

Maybe then the pirates, especially Captain Jack Sparrow will
come and try to steal it from me.
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I know several people that have and it was a huge sacrifice for them. This offering coincides with the launch of their new website which offers many additional web marketing resources including online marketing articles.

I can't really say what I got him on here because he just may read it. This is the day Michael went to pick up my engagement ring that had been on layaway for forever and a day.

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I'm glad I decided to go before now. com, publisher of a variety of voice over blogs, is now accepting sponsors for their highly targeted, industry leading blog network.

teams up with Vehnee Saturno for its Creative Services! This is at the chapel, but before the actual wedding.

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We have a PPO so I can go anywhere, but getting a same day appointment as a new patient might be a little tough.

I would be calling Grandma right now to get these kids to the doctor, and taking me also.

She is the reason we are all sick. If I was gong to go back to school I would certainly use an online university like Capella University.

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They sat in fear that their vacation would be ruined by her
germs and get them sick
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Friday, November 24, 2006

Fat and Happy

It's my last day visiting my parents for Thanksgiving, and I've had a great time. My niece and nephew are cuter than ever, I got to see my brother and my parents, and oh the food! Delicious, moist, juicy turkey, mountains of mashed potatoes, fresh gravy, homemade cornbread stuffing, cranberry sauce (the good cheap kind that comes in the can and you can slice up and serve), fresh, soft rolls with real butter, Martinelli's sparkling apple cider and my mom's pumpkin pie with cool whip. While I'm no stranger to eating too much, this was something else: an honest-to-God ritual feast.

Tomorrow I'm going to be crammed into an airplane seat, pulling in my arms to keep from accidentally touching the stranger next to me, squishing my legs together to keep my book steady impatiently waiting to get home, but today fat and happy doesn't begin to cover it.

What...The...Hell...?!?

There was something terribly wrong with the 80's.


Tuesday, November 21, 2006

He's Not Dead Yet...




...so let's take one more chance to make fun of our dear old friend.


Why Isn't There Free WiFi in SF yet?

I remember reading the news stories a few years ago about how Google and Earthlink were going to bring free WiFi to San Francisco. The plan was to give free WiFi access to the entire city in order to bridge the "Digital Divide." The cost to the city? Zip. Zero. Nada.

Did Google and Earthlink do this out of the goodness of their hearts? No, they're businesses. They recover the cost of setting up a free wireless network for the city by selling advertising. They have a similar service in the town where I live. Anyone with a WiFi card can surf the Internet for free, and in return they put a frame at the top of every window with a banner ad. I find it annoying, so I don't use it, but if I didn't have easy access to the Internet I'd use it in a heartbeat. I always assumed that if Google was involved then they'd put a less intrusive banner, since that's sort of their hallmark, targeted advertising that doesn't distract from the content.

So what's the problem? The City of San Francisco wants more than WiFi for free. For the last few years they've been making one request after another in an attempt to get a better deal than WiFi for free. This article has a pretty good overview of the situation.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Do you deserve your High School diploma?

If you'd known me my senior year you'd know how funny this really is.

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Dance, Limbaugh, Dance!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I'm Back!


I've been having a huge problem getting my FTP uploads to work, but I'm back now and...

...I guess I should find some content.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Will It Blend?

Will It Blend?


The answer, unfortunately, is yes. Cochicken, the tasty blended treat that is taking the country by storm!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

This Is Terrible, Just Terrible

*snicker*


I mean I really feel bad for the mailperson in question.


*guffaw*