Potato Bugs: Creepy Denizens of the Deep
Potato bugs are without a doubt the creepiest things on the planet. I hate them. I always have. They're almost translucent, they live in the ground, and worst of all, their name involves food, which somehow makes it even worse. If there is an opposite of food, it is the potato bug. I have goosebumps just typing this.
In any case, I think I finally found someone who hates potato bugs as much as I do.
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posted by tojo2000 @ 6:06 PM
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i hate potato bugs more than you do
i hate potato bugs. i hate them so!!! i set up cockroach traps to kill potato bugs.
First of all, is it their fault they look the way they look? they are probably thinking how ceepy you must look!! (sorry, no offence, but at least they don't turn into serial killers like ugly humans do.)
What I meant to say is that it is NOT their fault that they look the way they look...sorry I forgot to add Not.
No, you were right the first time. According to recently undearthed texts, the Potato Bug is a direct descendent of the ladybug, only it decided to follow SATAN!!!! That's why it looks so creepy and disgusting.
So what is the excuse for all of those horribly disfigured humans(like the elephant man) who are incredibly kind in heart?....o.m.g.that is one of the most dumbest things I ever heard!!please people get educated.(sorry, I appoligize for my bluntness)
Everyone knows the Elephant man was cursed by god because he used to be a serial killer. Didn't you ever hear of Jack the Ripper? They never found him because he contracted a severe case of the Gout and was beaten with an ugly stick.
BTW, before you respond, take a deep breath and realize that I am pulling your leg, except the part about Potato Bugs creeping me out. They seriously do. They're like little zombie crickets. It's like any second "om nom nom," and my face will be gone.
Nah, don't worry about it I kind of knew you were pulling my leg, besides, even if I'm not really creeped out by insects, and I love all animals, believe it or not the one animal that makes my skin crawl are lepoard seals...really!! they have pointy faces, and teeth like dragon...but I still respect them. Thanks for the fun!
Why is your avatar a pipe? are you a fan of sherlock holmes?, because I absolutely love to read his adventures. But then again, my father was a pipe smoker, and I have always liked pipes as well...especially glass ones.(he,he...naughty, naughty)
Everyone is certainly having fun with this topic.
I found one of these creatures crawling up my driveway, intent on devouring my small sports car, and swept (him? her?) into the flower bed where he or she eventually died and was eaten by a grateful bird.
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