Send In the Clowns

Part of me wants to be angry that three men dressed as clowns were able to walk up to a nuclear missile silo and beat on it with hammers, but I can't stay angry; they're clowns! I'll admit, the thought of a clown pouring his own blood on the ground in a misguided attempt at protest turns my stomach a bit, but hey, they're clowns! No matter what they do whenever I see them I just choke back the bile and laugh and laugh and laugh. Okay stop it now, it's getting creepy. Seriously. Mom!!!

(Note: Actual clowns not pictured. These are merely reference clowns.)