It finally happened.

I was getting ready for bed, went to use the restroom first, and got lost on my way back to my room. I've always had trouble with my sense of direction, but this has got to be some kind of a record. I turned off the light and stood there in the dark for what seemed an eternity and then made a right turn down the hall. I even had a 50% chance of getting it right by accident, but I ended up in the living room.

To quote the words of Han Solo, surely the wisest man ever to wield a blaster, "Sometimes I amaze even myself."