Can't Buy Me Love

Marriage is not something to be taken lightly. The trade-in value on used brides is way lower than it used to be. Ever since this whole crazy fad about having a willing partner started, the turnover rate has skyrocketed, too. Don't you miss the good old days when it was "'till death do us part", whether you liked it or not? I mean, the divorce rate was lower, so obviously people must have been happier, right?

Okay, I'm rambling. I present this as evidence of my premise.